Click here for a PDF version of Franks. Our calculations indicate that the phenomenon began on September 13th at precisely 2:43:05.81458 mountain time. Frank, that is what he called himself, jumped awake to find another fully grown man in his bed. Perhaps some background might help. Frank was recently divorced. His wife had stormed out … Continue reading Franks
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Gonggone Gone — Parts 11 & 12
an accident Racing beyond Saturn, the Earth continued cooling. Two years and fourteen weeks after runaway, copper spool resistance measurements yielded an average outdoor temperature of -131 degrees Celsius. Colder than Earth had ever been but still warmer than the moons of Saturn. Enceladus measured around -200 Celsius, but Enceladus was in thermal equilibrium, and … Continue reading Gonggone Gone — Parts 11 & 12
Gonggone Gone — Parts 5 & 6
heat boxes In the morning, they installed infrared battery-powered motion detectors in the mine shaft. The alarms would warn them if anyone entered the mine while they were inside working. As a further precaution, Alex carried his little Scheel’s 9mm pistol in his snap-up overall pockets. “Paranoid much?” Doug teased. “Hey, it’s a statistical fact … Continue reading Gonggone Gone — Parts 5 & 6
Gonggone Gone — Parts 3 & 4
a road trip By late afternoon, as the stores began filling with panicked shoppers, Doug and Alex topped up the truck at a gas station on Eagle and Pine. Gas pump traffic was heavier than usual. It was sinking in. This could not be ignored or blamed on people you don’t like. Handing Doug the … Continue reading Gonggone Gone — Parts 3 & 4
Gonggone Gone — Parts 1 & 2
Click here for a consolidated PDF version of all the Gonggong Gone posts. I’m back, did you miss me? If you’re foolish enough to follow this blog and even more foolish to care about its author, you may have wondered what I’ve been up to for the last umpteen months — even I’ve forgotten when … Continue reading Gonggone Gone — Parts 1 & 2
The Pointless Existence of Ambrose Oliver Cuddlepomp
We find Ambrose Oliver Cuddlepomp at work, or at least what he calls work. It’s not work in the sense of exerting energies for earnings; it’s more like a deliberate marking of time: a way to distinguish one hour and day from another. Ambrose Oliver Cuddlepomp, or “Cuddie” to use the demeaning nickname, has never … Continue reading The Pointless Existence of Ambrose Oliver Cuddlepomp
Donald Patterson
Click here for a PDF version of this post. A parable by Kline Leopold Hedrös ©2023 After being missing for over a century, Donald Patterson’s frozen naked body was found sitting on a boulder overlooking a tranquil lake. His eyes were closed, he was leaning forward, his palms were on his knees, his legs were … Continue reading Donald Patterson
Analyze the Data not the Drivel 