Like many U.S. government programs, the blended corn ethanol mandate has done little to address its avowed goals, i.e., strengthen energy security, reduce carbon emissions, and lower prices for consumers. By some accounts it, consumes more energy than it produces, increases consumer prices, distorts food production, wastes vast tracts of arable land, and contributes to groundwater and aquifer depletion. What’s not to like?
The corn ethanol program has been called a boondoggle, by just about anyone that isn’t directly cashing ethanol checks, but instead of shutting this abomination down, the idiots in Washington are being pushed by their donors (yes there is a big ethanol lobby) to expand corn ethanol production, increase the amount of ethanol blended into gasoline, and keep on screwing the public in perpetuity. As it’s currently constipated,1 the ethanol mandate mainly buys votes in the Midwest and funnels billions of government dollars to ethanol refiners and their investors. The ethanol program is pure squealing pork. You almost have to admire the rapacious cabal that’s sold this stupid program to an even dumber public.
Like many beleaguered citizens, I do my best to ignore government stupidity. I simply don’t have the time, energy, or patience, to engage with the mental, moral, and cosmetic pygmies that infest government. Unfortunately for me, and you too, the ethanol mandate is hard to ignore because of the “mandate” bit. If you doubt this go out and try and buy some ethanol-free gasoline. You will quickly discover that ethanol-free gas is not always available, and even when it is; it’s more expensive and comes in fewer octane ratings than ethanol-polluted gas. Some gas stations sell ethanol-free gas, but hardly any sell premium (octane 91 and above) ethanol-free gas.
You may ask, “How about letting gas stations sell whatever gasoline blends their customers prefer? If the public prefers pure to ethanol-contaminated gas, then so be it.”
Oh, you poor naïve dolt. If you think we’re living in a “free market” just pour gas, pure or ethanol, over yourself and strike a match! Virtually everything on sale is regulated in one way or another. The “free market” is as real as LGBTQ werewolves. In tiny regulator minds, consumer choice must be constrained because unfettered consumers may not buy your crap! Big ethanol knows consumers prefer comparably priced pure gas to their poisoned alternative because:
Ethanol-free gas gets better mileage.
It burns at lower temperatures in engines reducing wear and tear.
Is less corrosive and damaging to engine parts.
If corn ethanol met its promises, you could make a case that it’s worth damaging engines, draining aquifers, and restricting consumer choice but it doesn’t. As I said the program is pure pork. It’s not designed to benefit the public and it doesn’t. And, barring an electoral miracle that tosses all the corrupt congress critters that voted for this affront out of office, we’re going to be saddled with ethanol in our tanks forever.
So, what can you do to limit the ethanol excrement in your gas tank?
If money isn’t an issue buy an electric car or always fill up with ethanol-free gas. If money is an issue remember; dilution is the solution to pollution. I alternate between pure and ethanol gas when I fill up. This is cheaper than pure gas and it keeps the ethanol concentration down.
The Python function
ethanol_concentration (see below) estimates my average ethanol gas tank concentration assuming:
I always fill up when the tank is half-empty (I’m a pessimist).
I start with a full tank of ethanol E10 (10%) gas.
I alternate between pure and ethanol gas.
If spreadsheets are more your bag this sheet carries out the same calculations. When you run this function for the dilution schemes:
t = 1 always use pure gas t = 2 alternate between ethanol and pure t = 3 one pure for every two ethanol t = 4 one pure for every three ethanol
= 100 # number of fill ups F = 10 # parts ethanol - typically 10 or 15 E for t in range(4): print(ethanol_concentration(F, E, t+1))
(1, 10, 0.2, 10, 1.5777218104420236e-29) (2, 10, 5.066666666666666, 10, 3.3333333333333335) (3, 10, 6.728571428571428, 10, 4.285714285714286) (4, 10, 7.553333333333333, 10, 4.666666666666667)
Observe that alternating, as expected, cuts the ethanol concentration in half and that the concentration creeps up as you put less and less pure gas in your tank. There’s still excrement in your tank — just less of it.
def ethanol_concentration(F, E, T): r""" Compute average ethanol concentration over: F = number of fill ups E = ethanol concentration T = tank filling example: ethanol_concentration(100, 10, 2) """ # initial tank concentrations - start with ethanol gas =  * F c 0] = E c[ # gas ups - 1 ethanol, 0 ethanol free = [min(1, (1 + i) % T) for i in range(F)] g 0] = 0 g[ # calculate concentrations for i in range(len(c)-1): +1] = 1/2*(c[i] + E*g[i+1]) c[i return (T, E, sum(c)/len(c), max(c), min(c))
And I mean constipated. Government only serves the interests of the donor class. If you aren’t punting serious moola to your “representative,” he, she, or trans-it, doesn’t give a ding-dong damn about your tiresome little problems.↩︎