Bankrupt Nation Wins the Olympics

Thanks to the all squiggling FSM it's finally over! We, (citizens of the USA for the rest of you losers), have triumphed! We crushed those upstart crony Chinese communists, smothered our long-standing Russian adversaries and overwhelmed our cocky British hosts. All that remains is to hear the sweet loser chanting about how it's not about medals, or countries, … Continue reading Bankrupt Nation Wins the Olympics